
((1) The singular boring question: What is your name?: Dani (ok its really Danielle but everyone calls me Dani)
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Daniel (so original i know)
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?: No, maybe middle name (Brooke)
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?: My best friends name is amanda jeanine...i call her aj i wish i was named aj.... :(
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?: Daniel/Da-neal
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?: Nope
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: (traditional as in there is a heaven and hell?) Yes!
(8) Do you think God has a gender?: Yep. (He)
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?: No.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?: Yes I do.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?: Hopefully Heaven.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?: Nope
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?: Depends what mood I'm in.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?: Chad.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?: All the time.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?: Yep...
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?: Spidermonkey, moutain dew.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?: Said? Everything I say or do is freaking Hilarious...end o story. Dont even think about questiong me.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?: All the time.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?: Anything by Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna whoever the hell she is...
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?: Um....Alot of them.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?: Aint no sunshine when shes gone
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? I'm a B***H....
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?: Everything to Me.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?: Angel...(shaggy)
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?: Alot....
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?: Nope.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?: I dont do Star Wars.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?: PORN lol.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?: I watch all kinds of movies.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?: Taste.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?: I like Cheese....(anykind)
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?: Im easy like Sunday Morning lol.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?: Yes cause its really good.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?: Sometimes.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?: Either
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?: I dont care just want it to work.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?: Sometimes.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?: Depends...if its something really hard than face-to-face...cause doing that through IM is sh**y
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?: um...no.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?: I have.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?: C**K.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?: Some of them can be asses.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?: Lack of ability to comprehend the simplest of things.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?: All the Time.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?: No one I just want the celebrity (Jensen Ackles please).
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?: Nope.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?: Marissa Jaret Winokur.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?: No not really.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?: Katherine Moennig, I'd like to be in her mind lol.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?: Not really.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?: Hehe you said 69 lol
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?: negative.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?: Sure do.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?: No
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?: Yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?: I think so yeah
(58) Are there too many numbers floating around in our lives?: Sometimes
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?: Nope
(60) What do you think of pi?: 3.14 or Chocolate cause if its chocolate im a big fan lol.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?: No
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: I'd see what said person had to offer.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?: Doesn't matter.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?: Sure, Im quite sure I wouldnt be calling them by their name lol.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Doesnt matter.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?: Pretty much the way to go.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Yep.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?: Um...I don't know really, probably not but who cares.....
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?: Not really....Why can't I have both?
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?: LOL Not at all.
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?: My computer
(72) What phynsical, tangible possession do you want most?: A new car
(73) How badly do you want it?: Very badly.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?: Parts of it.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?: I got it as soon as I read it. Oh yeah Im smart lol.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?: Yes very much.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?: Hey you either get old or die young so bring on getting older.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?: Mrs. Claus (I was really supposed to be santa but everyone thought i was too cute to be a guy lol.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?: A
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?: That would be none.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August - what should be put there?: Um....Ill go with sleepyjeans...since I cant think of another. (Her birthday)
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?: Its great thanks for asking.
(83) How good is your long-term memory?: Its great as well.
(84) What is your earliest memory?: Getting locked in a closet when I was very small...
(85) What is your happiest memory?: The day my s.o. said "I Love You".
(86) What is your strangest memory?: Dont really know.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?: Um I dont really have a hard time memorizing things.
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?: Fried Green Tomatoes, when Ruth dies, gets me everytime.
(89) What book makes/made you cry?: None.
(90) What song makes/made you cry?: What Hurts The Most.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?: When Chad (a very straight redneck) got hit on by Jake (a 400 pound very gay guy who couldnt understand that chad was straight) You had to be there lol.)